girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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