As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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