They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
do nipples grow back?
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