I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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