She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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