that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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