just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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