Already got asked if we're dating
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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