): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want her autograph on my taint
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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