Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is wine microwaveable?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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