one might say we're banned from that church
its not stalking. its research.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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