One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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