He is such a slut. More and more my type.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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