Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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