You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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