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(972): View more from Texas

it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

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(909): View more from California

Would you still love me if I had no teeth

(1-909): View more from California

Yeah why?

(909): View more from California

Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone

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(201): View more from New Jersey

As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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(219): View more from Indiana

NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh

(1-219): View more from Indiana

wow.

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(949): View more from California

you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.

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(760): View more from California

You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.

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(917): View more from New York City

So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks

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