Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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