If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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