Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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