Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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