I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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