Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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