I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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