are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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