Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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