How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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