another moral hangover. fuck.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize