she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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