i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
