everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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