I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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