brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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