one two three fourrrrnication!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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