oh god the rape fog is back!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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