apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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