she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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