I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Randomize
