thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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