My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
