I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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