Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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