Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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