I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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