I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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