I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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