watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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