i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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