I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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