Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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