I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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