Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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