You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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