if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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