Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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