Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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