I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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