I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
