thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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